Monday, January 11, 2010

When I grow up, I wanna be an asshole!

Do you ever wonder why some people are able to engage in normal social interaction....and why some people just can't? Why is it that some people, feel the need to destroy everything around them, until they are left alone? Why is it that people in their 30's are still content to play child's games? Why is it that people in their 40's are still so socially inept, that they don't know how to say what they mean, and mean what they say? And finally, why is it that some people lie....just to lie?

I could ponder these questions for hours, and come up with a dozen or so psychological theories to categorize these freaks into neat little piles. But I won't....and I will tell you why.

Because the bigger question is....why do I give a shit?

Hahahaha....I was about to go on this rant about people who do this, and do that, and then it hit me. The problem is really with me. Who gives a shit why you destroy everything around you. You're an asshole who will probably end up all alone. Sucks. Who cares why people in their 30's are still immature. Maybe their moms hugged them too much and made them soft and now their screwed. And they will be lucky enough to bring a whole new generation of pansies into this world. Sucks. And who cares why people can't say what they mean. Its probably because they don't have anything meaningful to say. They spend their lives standing on the shoulders of giants...not having anything real to say...faking it the entire way. I can't imagine not having anything that is just yours....not borrowed. Sucks. And finally who gives a shit why people lie just to lie. If they are a liar...cast them away like sour milk. Down the drain with you. Why would you bother with someone who has no life experience. What is life after all, without experience? If you're not living...you're dying. Sucks. Feel sorry for these people, but don't pity them. Feel sorry for them and then leave them behind, and move forward. The alternative is not a pretty picture. Dragging assholes around everywhere you go. Bringing your assholes home with you. Not sleeping because you keep thinking about your boss who's an asshole. And finally, you give up and join the asshole clan, because you are surrounded by assholes. And if you can't beat 'em...

Nope screw that.

Do not bother asking these questions. Don't trouble yourself as to why an asshole is an asshole. Instead, ask yourself, how much of your time do you spend worrying about someone else's faults? How often do you let those "personality defects" effect your life? And finally, would you really miss those people if they were absent from your life? Then, after you have your epiphany......act! Act on it. Cut some people loose. Assholes, are like a bag of bricks, just weighing you down. And luckily you have the choice to simply lay that bag down, and walk away from it. Ahhhhhh....feels good right? Not giving a shit is incredibly liberating. And the best part is, nothing bugs an asshole more than not being able to get a rise out of somebody. It kills them inside. And that feels grrrrrreat! Just wait until you flash them a great big smile full of don't give a shit. It just sucks the wind right out of their sails......limp, flaccid and harmless.

Food for thought....
Check in tomorrow.
Crass

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